May 2013
3 posts
staalsy:
can you nottawa
brainbowunicorn:
sucha-retardis:
sucha-retardis:
what’s the best thing about living in switzerland
well the flag is a big plus
April 2013
25 posts
“The first morning he got here, I looked across the room and it was like, ‘Holy...”
– Matt Niskanen - http://penguins.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=668470 (via sutterflies)
pvblik:
okay my 10 year old self was pretty sure that boys would be kissing me by now
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
all1sees:
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
awesomephilia:
Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back
90srockjunkie:
retroberry:
WHAT IF I SAY I’M NOT LIKE THE OTTERS
Why do I find the weirdest shit off tumblr when I’m up late at night and can’t sleep? XD But this just made my day…
tapdancers:
saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
doctor-wholock:
timelessseaphire:
ufuckinsnowglobe:
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
but there is an ‘ood’
wat
wonderbolt-dashie:
assiest:
a romantic comedy about a north korean dictator and a south korean popstar called ‘seoul mates’
This is why they want to attack us
g3twrecked:
u dont fukkin control me
catbuttcat:
alcnolien:
Whoa whoa guys I just had a thought
You know how the Powerpuff Girls get their superpowers from Chemical X
X
as in the X chromosome
Their superpower is literally girl power
“Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you...”
– Worry About Your Own Uterus: (via veruca-assault)
“Worry about your own uterus” wise wise words.
(via triplash)
north korea eat a snickers you get a little nuclear terroristic when youre hungry
crosnealkin:
perks of being a wall, flower
recent studies show that ur a lil bitch
sassycappy87:
There’s a reason why the movie isn’t called The April of the Penguins
urbancatfitters:
when u tell someone the same story twice and they’re like “i know u told me” uh im going to tell u again bc my stories are great and u should be grateful im spending so much time on u
March 2013
18 posts
radstunts:
scraggay:
therealhamster:
scraggay:
handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
cuddleswithhiddles:
cumberbatchkisses:
vvildrice:
Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon
Neil A.
Now say that backwards
wake up, America
all-the-very-small-things:
This just in: Pens sign Steven Stamkos for the remnants of an egg-salad sandwich Shero was gonna throw away anyway.
Plot twist: the Flames win the cup
willsmith420:
sonnys-sexy-dance:
pale-quadrant:
i just realized why malls are called malls omfg why go to one store, when you could go to them all
GASP
danbutt:
when you’re eavesdropping on a conversation and you accidentally laugh
marklesextu:
“Get Your Butt Back In Your Crease Or So Help Me” a parody about my goalies by me
growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
boltong:
when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you
Watchcaptainsass87:
villageinn:
jesusc0re:
dontworrybekarl:
best office moment ever hands down
Never not funny
my heart
this is just the best episode in general
sillyboys-girlsareforgirls:
spainstateofmind:
thebadwolf:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
February 2013
15 posts
