See Emily Play

staalsy: can you nottawa

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:47:35 -0400

staalsy:

can you nottawa

brainbowunicorn: sucha-retardis: sucha-retardis: what’s the best thing about living in...

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:46:30 -0400

brainbowunicorn:

sucha-retardis:

sucha-retardis:

what’s the best thing about living in switzerland

well the flag is a big plus

rjrb: Canada

Sat, 04 May 2013 21:53:58 -0400

rjrb:

Canada

"The first morning he got here, I looked across the room and it was like, ‘Holy hell, that’s Jarome..."

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:02:44 -0400

“The first morning he got here, I looked across the room and it was like, ‘Holy hell, that’s Jarome Iginla’”

- Matt Niskanen - http://penguins.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=668470 (via sutterflies)

#at least he’s self-aware

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:29:09 -0400

#at least he’s self-aware

pvblik: okay my 10 year old self was pretty sure that boys would be kissing me by now

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 17:27:31 -0400

pvblik:

okay my 10 year old self was pretty sure that boys would be kissing me by now

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 11:43:04 -0400

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

awesomephilia: Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:48:47 -0400

awesomephilia:

Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back

evgeni-malkin: Oh lord

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:17:12 -0400

evgeni-malkin:

Oh lord

90srockjunkie: retroberry: WHAT IF I SAY I’M NOT LIKE THE OTTERS Why do I find the weirdest...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:53:32 -0400

90srockjunkie:

retroberry:

WHAT IF I SAY I’M NOT LIKE THE OTTERS

Why do I find the weirdest shit off tumblr when I’m up late at night and can’t sleep? XD But this just made my day…

tapdancers: saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:41:39 -0400

tapdancers:

saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him

cicida: THIS FUCK YES

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 23:03:32 -0400

cicida:

THIS FUCK YES

doctor-wholock: timelessseaphire: ufuckinsnowglobe: There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’ but there is an...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:12:29 -0400

doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

wat

pawlmart: shawnacupcakes: fearthereaper-samcro: Fantastic. No...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 19:51:27 -0400

pawlmart:

shawnacupcakes:

fearthereaper-samcro:

Fantastic.

Not my photo, I claim no credit.

ohhh Norman.

Murphy…you beast. Good lord.

wonderbolt-dashie: assiest: a romantic comedy about a north korean dictator and a south korean...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 17:13:50 -0400

wonderbolt-dashie:

assiest:

a romantic comedy about a north korean dictator and a south korean popstar called ‘seoul mates’

This is why they want to attack us

g3twrecked: u dont fukkin control me

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 12:59:58 -0400

g3twrecked:

u dont fukkin control me

catbuttcat: alcnolien: Whoa whoa guys I just had a thought You know how the Powerpuff Girls get...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 18:54:05 -0400

catbuttcat:

alcnolien:

Whoa whoa guys I just had a thought

You know how the Powerpuff Girls get their superpowers from Chemical X

X

as in the X chromosome

Their superpower is literally girl power

californiabeau: yaroslavkosov: this is a pretty accurate...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 21:18:19 -0400

californiabeau:

yaroslavkosov:

this is a pretty accurate description on how the oilers season is going…

OMFBFKD

Photo

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 18:13:47 -0400

"Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in..."

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 23:12:23 -0400

“

Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

”

- Worry About Your Own Uterus: (via veruca-assault)

“Worry about your own uterus” wise wise words.

(via triplash)